I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and I
said, "25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, we
slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I
got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old girl .

Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV,
but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you
are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a
hot 25 year old girl, and she would make sure that I would once
again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping
on a sofa bed.

Older women are great. They really know how to solve your mid-life
crisis.